Category Archives: Humor

6 Comics You Should Be Reading

We are living in a golden age of comics.  No, not because Superman is being a dick or Batman is fending off the Joker’s boners; the sheer variety and quality of comics on the shelves right now is staggering.  For example, right now I am reading a take on Apocalypse Now starring a lesbian werewolf; my wife is reading a zany comedy about three young women starting college in England; and my stepdaughter is reading the story of a princess who gets sick of waiting for princes and decides to save herself.  There’s truly something for everybody, but there are so many options out there it can be tricky to keep up with which are the best.  With that in mind, here are a few of my favorite comics right now.  I’m sorting them by category, so you can find what interests you the most, and also because a lot of the books I read fit into these certain types.  Please list a few of your own favorites in the comments–I’m always looking for great new things to read!

Best Superhero Comic:  Ms. Marvel

Ms. Marvel

Let’s start with the capes–or in her case, the ridiculously awesome scarf.  How could I pick anyone else but Kamala Khan, Ms. Marvel?  Discounting Marvel’s change in numbering, Ms. Marvel has been running for 24 issues so far, and every single one of them has been excellent.  Whether coming to terms with her identity as a Pakistani-American superhero (although she is so much more than that), teaming up with Wolverine (about whom she also writes fanfiction), or finding her place as a New Avenger, Kamala’s adventures are an equal mixture of exciting, funny, and heartfelt.  I need to give writer G. Willow Wilson enormous credit for bringing in real-world issues like discrimination and gentrification in thoughtful and subtle ways that never feel forced or preachy.  Relatable but inspiring, Ms. Marvel is the apex of what superheroes–and superhero comics–should be.

Honorable Mentions:  I have always been a sucker for Batman, and Snyder and Capullo’s run on the series has been excellent.  They are not afraid to go some very strange places (motorcycle Batman wrestling a lion?  Jim Gordon in robot armor as the new Batman?), but they stay true to their vision of what Batman and Gotham City stand for, throughout.  Another of my favorite superhero comics is…

Best Humor Comic:  The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Squirrel Girl

Okay, so I may be cheating here–this is another superhero comic, and another Marvel one, to boot.  But seriously–if you are not reading this comic, I feel sorry for you.  Squirrel Girl‘s irrepressible optimism and enthusiasm are a joy to behold (“What, you think I won’t fight a dinosaur?  Are you crazy?  All I want to do is fight dinosaurs“).  And almost every issue has me laughing out loud–the “Deadpool’s Guide to Supervillains” collectible trading cards and Ryan North’s wry observations at the bottom of each page are particular highlights.  Squirrel Girl truly is Unbeatable–she has already taken on Galactus and Doctor Doom, and will be beating up the whole Marvel Universe later this year–but finding out what creative and hilarious ways she will find to triumph makes this comic endlessly entertaining.  Unless you hate joy and fun, you need to read Squirrel Girl.

Honorable Mentions:  It’s only getting started, but the cute and colorful Patsy Walker, AKA Hellcat! comic rounds out this trifecta of funny Marvel heroines nicely.  Giant Days is very different from my usual fare, but the great interplay between its funny characters always makes me smile.

Best Horror Comic:  Harrow County

Harrow County

There are a lot of great horror comics out now, but Harrow County gets my vote because it has heart as well as horror, and writing and art working brilliantly together.  Tyler Crook’s watercolors have a softness and beauty that contrasts with the dark subject matter, but also captures its horror and grotesquerie.  Cullen Bunn perfectly captures the mood of backwoods horror, of “countless haints” lying in wait within every hollow.  But unlike some horror comics, Harrow County isn’t simply a parade of terrors:   the protagonist, Emmy, is a complex and sympathetic character who truly wants to be a good person, despite her evil ancestry.  You can read the first issue of Harrow Country for free online, and if you are at all interested in horror, I could  not recommend it more highly.

Honorable Mentions:  The October Faction, about a family of monster-hunters, is worth the price of admission for the art alone:  it’s like walking into a lost Tim Burton film. Survivors’ Club, about a killer video game, reads like someone put six different horror movies into a blender, and the results are enormous fun.  I would have a hard time recommending Alan Moore’s Providence to anyone who is not a Lovecraft buff–but I am, and I eat it up.

Best Science Fiction Comic:  Bitch Planet

Bitch Planet

I would argue that Ms. MarvelSquirrel Girl, and Harrow County are all feminist comics, to varying degrees.  But Bitch Planet slaps you in the face with its feminism, and that is what makes it so great.  Set in the not-to-distant-future on a prison world for “Noncompliant” women, Bitch Planet is a true dystopia, and that dystopia is patriarchy.  Audre Lord wrote that “The Master’s Tools Will Never Dismantle the Master’s House,” but in this comic Kelly Sue Deonnick brilliantly subverts the language and style of the grindhouse “Women in Prison” films of the 1970s.  While these films typically objectified and dehumanized women, Bitch Planet flips the script to show us the prisoners’ inherent humanity and nobility.  I also need to praise the Bitch Planet‘s back matter, some of the best I have ever seen.  Each issue is jam-packed with thoughtful commentary, feminist editorials, in-depth conversation, pictures, tweets–even a Noncompliant crafting guide in the most recent issue!

Honorable Mentions:  It would be criminal not to mention Saga, which is still as beautiful, heartbreaking , and creative as ever four years in.  Everyone should read this comic.  I am also enjoying Descender, Jeff Lemire’s science fiction epic about a robot boy.  Think Stanley Kubrick’s A.I., if it was much better.

Best Fantasy Comic:  Monstress

Monstress

Oh my god, the art.  Sana Takeda’s art for Monstress is simply gorgeous:  beautiful, intricate, detailed–I feel like I could get lost in it for days.  This art fleshes out the already fascinating and creative world created by Marjorie Liu, which takes more cues from steampunk and anime than Tolkien (I love Tolkien as much as the next guy, but every once in a while, it’s nice to see something different).  Although we are only 4 issues into Monstress, the massive 66-page first issue immediately plunged us into this world with a riveting jailbreak executed by Maika and the mysterious monster inside her.  The pace has not slackened yet, and with its superior art and worldbuilding, I am excited to see where Monstress takes us next.

Honorable Mentions:  Speaking of epic fantasies with great art, Mike del Mundo’s work on Weirdworld is a sight to behold.  The characters are fun and the world amusingly strange, but I want to hang the art on my walls.  The Spire has some of the most fascinating and creative worldbuilding I have seen, creating a massive city of strange characters and creatures; highly recommended for fans of China Mieville.

Best Apocalypse Now, But With Lesbian Werewolves Comic:  Cry Havoc

Cry Havoc

You had me at Apocalypse Now, but with lesbian werewolves.  In all seriousness, despite the strange premise, this comic is exploring some extremely interesting ideas.  Relocating the search for a renegade general with dreams of godhood to war-torn Afghanistan changes the meaning and relevance of the story.  And the most recent issue suggests that this comic is interested in even deeper questions of narrative and mythology, how they shape us and are shaped by us.  Besides, any comic that comes with endnotes needs to be taken seriously, right?

Honorable Mentions:  Frankly, this pretty much sweeps the category; although Wolf is closer than you might think.

Final Thoughts

My intention with this list was just to share some of my favorite comics currently on the stands; looking over my picks, I’m surprised to see I could just as easily have called my list “6 Comics with Awesome Female Heroes.”  My first response is that this is just an odd, interesting coincidence.  But as I think about it more, it’s actually pretty awesome.  After spending so long as a boys’ club, comics have started to embrace different characters, authors, artists, and audiences.  The women in these comics are heroic, funny, scary, challenging, and refreshingly human–even when they are part monster.  There will always be a space for Batman, but I ‘m thankful to be reading comics at a time when there  are such diverse characters and stories available.

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Harry Potter Would Be Better If It Was Game of Thrones

HARRY POTTER AND THE GAME OF STONES

SCENE 1:  Exterior, Privet Drive.

Professors DUMBLEDORE and MCGONAGALL materialize, DUMBLEDORE carrying a sleeping baby.

MCGONAGALL:  Do you have him?

DUMBLEDORE:  Yes.  (looks at baby)  He may be small now, but one day this will be the most famous wizard in the world.  Everyone will know his name, and he will be the most celebrated…

MCGONAGALL:  He’s your bastard, isn’t he?

DUMBLEDORE: … Shut up, Minerva.

Hagrid

SCENE 5:  Interior, an isolated lighthouse.  A storm rages outside.

MR. DURSLEY: Finally, we’ve found someplace those stupid ravens and their messages can’t reach us! If I never see a raven again it will be too soon!

A booming sounds from the door.

MR. DURSLEY: What’s that?

A huge, hairy giant bursts into the room.

 HAGRID:  HAGRID!

HARRY:  You’re here to take me away?

HAGRID:  Hagrid!

HARRY:  And I’m going to learn to be a wizard?

HAGRID:  Hagrid.

DUDLEY:  That’s not fair!  I want to be a wizard!

HAGRID removes a giant axe from his cloak and promptly decapitates DUDLEY.

HARRY:  I have a feeling that all my dreams are about to come true!

Diagon Alley

SCENE 7:  Exterior, Diagon Alley.

 HARRY:  Look at all these magical shops!  The Witch’s Cauldron!  Ollivander’s Wands!  Flourish and Blotts!

 RONN:  Yeah, those are all brothels.

HARRY:  Oh.  What about Gringott’s Bank?

RONN:  Goblin brothel.  You do NOT want to go in there.

HARRY:  Thanks for the advice!  I’m Harry Potter.

RONN:  Wait, THE Harry Potter?

HARRY:  No, where I come from they give all the bastards the last name Potter.  It’s a little confusing.

RONN:  I’m Ronn Weasley, pleased to meet you.  Have you picked out a familiar yet?

HARRY:  No, but that sounds magical!  What different kinds are there?

RONN:  Well, there’s stags, lions, dragons, kraken—don’t pick a kraken, they’re out of style…

HARRY:  What about an owl?  That white one is beautiful!

A large white wolf bounds into the alley and devours the owl.

HARRY:  On second thought, what about a wolf?

RONN:  Good choice.

Hogwarts Seal.png

SCENE 11:  Interior, Hogwarts Great Hall.

 DUMBLEDORE:  –And finally, all students are advised to avoid the Raping Willow.  And now, it is time for the Sorting Hat Ceremony!

SORTING HAT:    Gather round, ye boys and girls,

It’s time to choose your houses!

This test determines your whole fate,

So come on, move your asses!

 

House Targaryen is no more

Since old King A. went crazy.

For students who like horses, braids,

And bowing to Khaleesi.

HARRY:  These rhymes are terrible!

HERMIONE:  Settle in.  This goes on for awhile.

SORTING HAT:    “Winter’s coming,” House Stark says,

I’m not sure why they bother.

All the Starks that I have known

Lost heads but kept their honor.

NEARLY HEADLESS NED:  Too soon!

SORTING HAT:    House Baratheon’s seed is strong,

The kids all have dark hair.

At least all of the bastards,

Which are frankly everywhere.

 

And finally House Lannister,

Their mark the noble lion.

More like lyin’ with your sister,

You can’t tell me I am lyin’.

DRACO:  Boo!  You can’t rhyme “lion” with “lyin!”

GOYLE:  That’s a triple homophone, that is.

SORTING HAT:    Arryn, Greyjoy, Florent, Frey—

Let’s list the lesser houses…

DUMBLEDORE:  What are you, an appendix?  That is more than enough of that.  Let’s get on with the sorting.  We’ll start off with—HARRY POTTER!

DUMBLEDORE puts the hat on HARRY’S head.

 HARRY:  Please not Lannister, please not Lannister…

SORTING HAT:  Yeah, they’re pretty much all evil bastards.  Why do we even have a house like that?  Anyway, better be…  STARK!

HERMIONE:  Hooray!

RONN:  Huzzah!

DRACO:  Forget about it.  He probably doesn’t even have a hot sister.

Hagrid 2

SCENE 37:  Exterior, Hogwarts.  HARRY, RONN and HERMIONE run towards HAGRID’S shack.

 HERMIONE:  Hurry, Harry!  Only Hagrid can tell us how to get past the magical guardian of—

RONN:  Oh, no!  Hagrid’s house is on fire!  I knew he should never have bought that dragon egg!

Hagrid emerges from the flames, completely naked, a baby dragon clutched against his hairy chest.

HAGRID:  HAGRID!!!

HERMIONE:  …Let’s just pretend this never happened, okay?

HARRY and RONN:  Agreed.

Dumbledore

SCENE 50:  Interior, Hogwarts Great Hall.

DUMBLEDORE:  –And finally, for wisdom, determination, and courage in the face of unnecessary nudity, 300 points for House Stark!

DRACO:  That is bullshit!

DUMBLEDORE:  Draco, that is quite enough!

DRACO:  No, it isn’t!  My family has taken over this miserable school, and I am the new headmaster now!  Snape, kill this old fool!

SNAPE:  Gladly!

DUMBLEDORE:  Severus…please…

SNAPE:  Avada Beheadra!

Dumbledore is magically decapitated.

HARRY:  Well, fuck.

 

NEXT TIME:  THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF MUGGLES.